Then Tom Levitt.
So I think
You made
The
Right decision.
You were
Aware
That if Mr Kelly's proposals were implemented
You would not get a good
Payout.
So indeed
Probably time to get out!
E Jarvis Thribb (age 17 ½)
So I think
You made
The
Right decision.
You were
Aware
That if Mr Kelly's proposals were implemented
You would not get a good
Payout.
So indeed
Probably time to get out!
E Jarvis Thribb (age 17 ½)
*we're very pleased that an avid reader of this blog sent in a pastiche of the well known Poetry Corner poems that regularly appear in Private Eye.
Given Levitt's 'bed-blocking' character as MP will we notice when the bastard finally goes?
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ReplyDeleteThen a Levitt inspired verse
It really is rather dire
But at least he's got his hairdryer.
The expenses revelations have left him floored
Unlike his new skirting boards
Not to mention his new sofa bed
A place to lay his hairless head.
Into the sunset he goes
Labour too in it's death throes
Lies, wars and shame
Got away with paying no tax for capital gain.
Levitt has a special place in out hearts
A good kick to his private parts
Should put him on the straight and narrow
As he fucks off into the night, pension money in a wheelbarrow.
I always knew you were a twat
With my money you grew rather fat
Your policies and pronouncements were just tat
And we'll always despise you for that.
So goodbye Tom, obscurity awaits
A lonely life with no mates
The people have spoken and said enough
It's time to fuck off, ain't life tough?
At least I can put that egg back in the fridge!
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