tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8656852962236812574.post2416314871072096269..comments2023-03-26T08:35:23.029+01:00Comments on Tom Levitt's Expenses: Poetry corner - in memoriam, Tom Levitt MP*Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8656852962236812574.post-25583345720488471752009-11-28T18:35:20.064+00:002009-11-28T18:35:20.064+00:00At least I can put that egg back in the fridge!At least I can put that egg back in the fridge!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8656852962236812574.post-1415809215008496002009-11-28T11:55:05.651+00:002009-11-28T11:55:05.651+00:00Could things be any worse
Then a Levitt inspired v...Could things be any worse<br />Then a Levitt inspired verse<br />It really is rather dire<br />But at least he's got his hairdryer.<br /><br />The expenses revelations have left him floored<br />Unlike his new skirting boards<br />Not to mention his new sofa bed<br />A place to lay his hairless head.<br /><br />Into the sunset he goes<br />Labour too in it's death throes<br />Lies, wars and shame<br />Got away with paying no tax for capital gain.<br /><br />Levitt has a special place in out hearts<br />A good kick to his private parts<br />Should put him on the straight and narrow<br />As he fucks off into the night, pension money in a wheelbarrow.<br /><br />I always knew you were a twat<br />With my money you grew rather fat<br />Your policies and pronouncements were just tat<br />And we'll always despise you for that.<br /><br />So goodbye Tom, obscurity awaits<br />A lonely life with no mates<br />The people have spoken and said enough<br />It's time to fuck off, ain't life tough?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8656852962236812574.post-11900567037786303752009-11-13T22:21:04.266+00:002009-11-13T22:21:04.266+00:00Given Levitt's 'bed-blocking' characte...Given Levitt's 'bed-blocking' character as MP will we notice when the bastard finally goes?Reimernoreply@blogger.com