Just a little reminder about our caption competition. We didn't set a deadline, but to keep things fresh, let's just say we'll close it a week from now. Keep those captions coming in!We think it's time we had a little competition here on this website. So given the recent revival of the MPs' expenses scandal (and the inversely proportional decline in Tom Levitt's fortunes), we think it's time the public took the piss out of Tom for a change.
Have a look at the photo opposite, and come up with a caption and/or a quote (in the style of Private Eye). The prize? Just that smug, warm feeling that you're an amusing smart-arse. To enter, you can either email us, or leave a comment on this post.
Grabbing money is so easy, I can do it my sleep. Press 1 for hairdryers, 2 for overpayment of mortgage, 3 for stamps.......
ReplyDelete... 4 for tax dodging, 5 for Remembrance Day wreaths, 6 for solid oak skirting boards, 7 for a brand new bathroom ...
ReplyDeleteI didn't vote for Levitt back in the mid-1990s when he was selected as the local Labour candidate. I could tell, even then, that he was a cunt on the make.
ReplyDeleteThought ballon
ReplyDelete"Ive left a cardboard cutout in my surgery at Tescos and just nipped out to raid my stash. Its great being an MP!"